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P.S. I love you

I’ve been having a runny nose for nearly a week now, so probably I’m in a sissy mode. In a short note, Shortcut to happiness and P.S. I love you are really nice movies for a weekend or two.

The first movie is nice. Classic story about selling your soul for fame and glory. But always [...]

25 random things about me (and there’s no me)

I just married.
I marry my first and 10-years-long love.
We have spent 5 years apart, 5 years together.
We have fought countless times and nearly broke up several times. In the end, we couldn’t find a better match.
Rumors said that our ages are not suitable, and probably we’ll fight until the end of time.
We are [...]

Tips on the stock market

Tips on the stock market by Eddie Cantor

Well, folks,
They got me in the market,
just as they got everybody else.

In fact, they’re not calling it the Stock Market any longer,
it’s called the Stuck Market.
Everyone is stuck,
well, except my uncle.
He got a good break.
He died in September.
Poor fellow had diabetes at 45.
That’s nothing.
I had Chrysler at 110.
With [...]

Eddie Cantor - Cheer up! Smile! Nertz!

Cheer Up! Smile! Nertz!
Eddie Cantor

Sure, business is bunk,
And Wall Street is sunk,
We’re all of us broke, and ready to croak.
We’ve nothing to dunk,
Can’t even get drunk,
And all the while, they tell us to smile:
Cheer up, gentle citizens, though you have no shirts,
Happy days are here again.
Cheer up, smile, nertz!
All aboard prosperity, giggle ’till it hurts!
No [...]

Juno (2007)

Dạo này mình hơi bị bận. Ngày thường đi làm. Ngày nghỉ đi chơi. Tính ra mỗi ngày chỉ có lúc trong restroom là được rest. Ngoài cửa restroom gắn loa, chỉ việc cắm điện thoại vào là nghe tin nghe nhạc được. Trong restroom có giá sách nên mỗi ngày đọc được 4-5 trang [...]

Phuket lăng quăng ký (7)

Sing a long “A hard day’s night”

Kara

- Mommy: Kara, who’s your boyfriend?
- Kara (4 y.o.): Douglas, my classmate.
Next day, Charlie came and they had a great fun playing together. After Charlie came back:
- Mommy: Kara, is Charlie your boyfriend?
- Kara: Yes, of course :D.
- Mommy: So how about Douglas? Will he be sad?
- Kara (astonished, confused and serious): Ohhh, [...]

Huon

My is buying candies for her little boyfriend Huon

One day after Halloween. After dinner. Huon is sitting besides My and chewing his Halloween-booty candies.
- Huon: Cô My, will you stay here tonight?
- My: Huh?
- Huon: You can sleep with me, in my room…
- My: Then…
- Huon (pauses & thinks): I have 2 beds…
- [...]

Akala

- Mummy: Akala, do you love cô My?
- Akala : Yes
- Mummy: Do you love cậu Thành as well?
- Akala : Nooooooooooo
- Mummy: Oh why?
- Akala (counting fingers): Akala loves mummy, daddy, Huon, cô My… There’s no more space. Akala cannot love câu Thaaaành…